var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-15139091-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} For centuries the female bosom has been wrongfully held in the prison of maternal duty and manboy motor-boating. The time has come to blow the cell doors open for breasts! Howl for hooters! Get toasted by tits! Behold the blazing boobs! It’s time to get ZAPPED!!!! LAZERTITS looks into the past and changes the future one broad at a time. What will YOU say when your kids ask where you were during the revolution? Don’t burn your bra, BLAST IT!!! *Join our mailing list for info on more merch, lazertits collabs, and events. Follow the tumblr for updates! New lazered tits daily!!LAZERTITSTumblr (3.0; @lazertits)http://www.lazertits.com/LAZERTITS : Le site sexy du week-end : des lasers et...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqwcelUyZ1qbpe1po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>LAZERTITS : Le site sexy du week-end : des lasers et des seins<br/> On PURETREND.COM……..</p> <p><a href="http://www.puretrend.com/rubrique/actualites_r11/le-site-sexy-du-week-end-des-lasers-et-des-seins_a52266/1" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.puretrend.com/rubrique/actualites_r11/le-site-sexy-du-week-end-des-lasers-et-des-seins_a52266/1" target="_blank">http://www.puretrend.com/rubrique/actualites_r11/le-site-sexy-du-week-end-des-lasers-et-des-seins_a52266/1</a><br/></a></p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/6497116340http://www.lazertits.com/post/6497116340Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:17:00 -0400IN HONOR OF STAR WARS DAY: MAY THE FORCE OF GLOWING TITS BE WITH...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll0c32rP8R1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>IN HONOR OF STAR WARS DAY: MAY THE FORCE OF GLOWING TITS BE WITH YOU…<br/> Submitted by TNJ + Ryan at superbarn <a href="http://TNJ%20+%20Ryan%20at%20superbarn%0A%0Atnjftw.superbarn.com" target="_blank">tnjftw.superbarn.com</a></p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/5378148632http://www.lazertits.com/post/5378148632Tue, 10 May 2011 21:28:13 -0400playboy loves us. we can tell. now if only they’d team...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldfi28Y8Ps1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cyber.playboy.com/free-nude-photos/tron-1-free-nude-12132010.html" target="_blank">playboy loves us. we can tell. now if only they’d team up…</a></p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/2313856505http://www.lazertits.com/post/2313856505Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:32:00 -0500POP TITSHappy Diwali!! With Love and Light from LAZERTITS.COM<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbe7q691kY1qbpe1po1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Diwali!! With Love and Light from LAZERTITS.COM</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1485081943http://www.lazertits.com/post/1485081943Thu, 04 Nov 2010 23:44:00 -0400LAZERTITS sighting this Halloween…<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7o7eByIO1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7o7eByIO1qbpe1po2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb7o7eByIO1qbpe1po5_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>LAZERTITS sighting this Halloween…</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1453644187http://www.lazertits.com/post/1453644187Mon, 01 Nov 2010 10:57:00 -0400 LAZERTITS is getting ready for halloween!<br/><br/><p><a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=1499sw0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i51.tinypic.com/1499sw0.gif" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"/></a><br/> LAZERTITS is getting ready for halloween!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1440843864http://www.lazertits.com/post/1440843864Sat, 30 Oct 2010 16:24:00 -0400They caught the tit-tee nabber, and LAZERTITS is going down on...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laiqtzrePO1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>They caught the tit-tee nabber, and LAZERTITS is going down on his permanent record! (Oh the joy that arises when thinking of “LAZERTITS” being spoken of in a court of law…)</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1348822624http://www.lazertits.com/post/1348822624Mon, 18 Oct 2010 23:53:00 -0400TONIGHT BOSTON!!!!!! COME GET CRAZY LAZERTITS STYLE, COSTUME...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laeng9lmai1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laeng9lmai1qbpe1po2_100.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>TONIGHT BOSTON!!!!!! COME GET CRAZY LAZERTITS STYLE, COSTUME CONTEST AND ALL NIGHT MAYHEM SHALL INSUE.</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1330977753http://www.lazertits.com/post/1330977753Sat, 16 Oct 2010 18:50:33 -0400LAZERTITS wants you to help us solve this crime!<p>LAZERTITS.COM was ROBBED last night!! They took almost every last one of the TIT-TEES and all of the LAZERBRAS!! If ANYONE has ANY info at all, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write to us at lazertits@hotmail.com. AND, If you see someone slingin’ tees on a street corner, LAZER beam him in the face, take the box of TiT-TEES and run to the nearest internet cafe to let us know you’ve solved the crime of the century. Man, we’re so bummed. The tees, the costumes and our trust in humanity, GONE in one fell swoop.</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1262670179http://www.lazertits.com/post/1262670179Thu, 07 Oct 2010 10:47:00 -0400POP TITSLT EventsBoob BuzzLow ridin’, high beamin’ LAZERTITS!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9vyt4IEfs1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Low ridin’, high beamin’ LAZERTITS!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1257500326http://www.lazertits.com/post/1257500326Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:41:28 -0400BADMAMMAL LAZERTITS TITTASTICMIX from our TITTASTIC party with...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1223204125/tumblr_l9mmm909VU1qbpe1p&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>BADMAMMAL LAZERTITS TITTASTICMIX from our TITTASTIC party with D Structure in San Fran last month! (you can also hear it here: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/badmammal/badmammal-lazertits-tittasticmix" target="_blank"><a href="http://soundcloud.com/badmammal/badmammal-lazertits-tittasticmix" target="_blank">http://soundcloud.com/badmammal/badmammal-lazertits-tittasticmix</a></a>)</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223204125http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223204125Fri, 01 Oct 2010 23:39:00 -0400POP TITSCome party October 16th with LAZERTITS and CREATESPACE COLLAB!!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9mrfguy4d1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9mrfguy4d1qbpe1po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Come party October 16th with LAZERTITS and CREATESPACE COLLAB!!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223726639http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223726639Fri, 01 Oct 2010 17:23:00 -0400LT EventsLAZERTITSbot aka LAZERoboTITS aka Roboboobs aka Robotits aka a...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9mluhAPw41qbpe1po1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LAZERTITSbot aka LAZERoboTITS aka Roboboobs aka Robotits aka a whole lotta sparkin titties about to take ovah! (submitted by Red Beats: <a href="http://myspace.com/redsbe" target="_blank">myspace.com/redsbe</a>)</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223129513http://www.lazertits.com/post/1223129513Fri, 01 Oct 2010 15:23:00 -0400The future of life as we know it depends on LAZERTITS!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8vpkbtxfY1qbpe1po1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The future of life as we know it depends on LAZERTITS!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1136311434http://www.lazertits.com/post/1136311434Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:48:00 -0400LAZERTITS brings joy to the world!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8m0es1xAQ1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LAZERTITS brings joy to the world!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1119801597http://www.lazertits.com/post/1119801597Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:00:00 -0400High flyin’ LAZERTITS!<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8m01usuHz1qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>High flyin’ LAZERTITS!</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1105867890http://www.lazertits.com/post/1105867890Sat, 11 Sep 2010 20:58:42 -0400LAZERTITS disco mix by Jimmy Samsara! or visit the link here:...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/1059143052/tumblr_l86jtsSecS1qbpe1p&color=FFFFFF&logo=soundcloud" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p>LAZERTITS disco mix by Jimmy Samsara!<a href="http://facebook.com/jimmysamsara" target="_blank"></a> </p> <p>or visit the link here: <a href="http://soundcloud.com/jimmysamsara/lazertits-disco-mix" target="_blank"><a href="http://soundcloud.com/jimmysamsara/lazertits-disco-mix" target="_blank">http://soundcloud.com/jimmysamsara/lazertits-disco-mix</a></a></p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1059143052http://www.lazertits.com/post/1059143052Sat, 04 Sep 2010 21:44:00 -0400 LAZERTITS! Heck yes. <br/><br/><a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=19qqnp" target="_blank"><img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/19qqnp.gif" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"/></a> <p>LAZERTITS! Heck yes. </p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1046065911http://www.lazertits.com/post/1046065911Wed, 01 Sep 2010 00:27:00 -0400Bustin’ out the big guns. LAZERTITS<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7z9ngXbN11qbpe1po1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bustin’ out the big guns. LAZERTITS</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1037868825http://www.lazertits.com/post/1037868825Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:21:16 -0400Oh so stinky LAZERPITS….submitted by Surveillancedoe.com<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rozz8Ih61qbpe1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh so stinky LAZERPITS….submitted by Surveillancedoe.com</p>http://www.lazertits.com/post/1014832147http://www.lazertits.com/post/1014832147Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:11:00 -0400POP TITS