LAZERTITS wants you to help us solve this crime!
LAZERTITS.COM was ROBBED last night!! They took almost every last one of the TIT-TEES and all of the LAZERBRAS!! If ANYONE has ANY info at all, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write to us at lazertits@hotmail.com. AND, If you see someone slingin’ tees on a street corner, LAZER beam him in the face, take the box of TiT-TEES and run to the nearest internet cafe to let us know you’ve solved the crime of the century. Man, we’re so bummed. The tees, the costumes and our trust in humanity, GONE in one fell swoop.
You don’t have to be a comic book nerd to be super stoked about the fact that Rizzoli NY has recently published the book on O.G. Super Heroine Wonder Woman!
250 Wonder Woman images are accompanied by author Robert Greenberger’s (a former editor at DC Comics) writings about everything from the creation of Wonder Woman and her Amazonian origins, to her arsenal of weapons and gadgets. Greenberger provides a look at Wonder Woman’s exciting life that, through the years, has been blasting fans through various avenues including cartoons, comic books, and even a T.V. series (not documented in Rizzoli’s book, unfortunately).
Set up in true Lazertits fashion, the Wonder Woman book contains page after page of classic images of Wonder Woman, including rare covers and pin-up posters created for past special-edition comic books, interior comic art, and sketch treatments. These rad images perked attention and re-inspired us to fight the good fight against the evil villains of the Universe.
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Nothing terribly Lazertitty has come from UNKLE since way back in ‘98 when the Jame’s Lavelle’s electrono experiment came out with Psyence Fiction. Yes, there were those other two albums, Never, Never Land and War Stories, but who was really listening? The recently released Where Did the Night Fall raises the obvious question: Is UNKLE back? We aren’t sure of the entire album yet, but we are sure of the new video accompanying it — TOTALLY LAZERTITS! READ MORE
TiTTY TUESDAY ON STREET CARNAGE!!…..
Anyone who has heard “Stormy Weather” or seen Horne on Broadway in the ’80s knows that a woman of her caliber needs no introduction; her life speaks for itself. From her first days performing at the Cotton Club in New York way back in the ’30s, Lena Horne has been blazing her lazers against injustice. READ MORE
May 18th 2010: LAZERTiTS are shining extra bright today in celebration of GLOBAL WATER BLESSING DAY with the International Council of Thirteen Indigenous Grandmothers! Join us in blessing the planetary waters!!! http://www.grandmotherscouncil.com/ (check out the events section)
I, Dr. Jugz, had the pleasure to check out one of the most tit-tastic art exhibitions to come to MoMA ever. Because it was such a ridiculous display of Lazertit power, this weeks installment of Titty Tuesdays is all about the performance art of Marina Abramovic.
Abramovic is without a doubt absolutely crazy … crazy badass! All day, everyday, between March 14th and May 31st, the artist herself is sitting completely still at a table, staring straight forward, waiting for you to come sit across from her. If you have what it takes, once seated you will have an all access pass to Abramovic’s soul via the longest staring contest of your life. If not, you can always go upstairs and stroll between a naked man and woman standing no more than a foot away from each other. While Abramovic is all about testing her own body and mind’s limits, her art inevitably tests the limits of the audience. And she doesn’t hesitate for a second in taking to the MAX….
Read the full article here:
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/lazertastic-artist-marina-abramovic/
IT’S OFFICIAL: 2010 IS THE YEAR OF THE LASER!!
UNBEKNOWNST TO LAZERTITS before our launch…2010 is actually the year of the laser!
While you might get down and party during the yearlong LASERFEST celebration (see below), surely LAZERTiTS is your goto for the unofficial after party!
Check this out…..
“Laserfest is a yearlong celebration of the 50th anniversary of the laser, which was first demonstrated in 1960, and is a collaboration between theAmerican Physical Society, the Optical Society, SPIE and IEEE Photonics Society. From DVD players to eye surgery, the laser is one of the greatest inventions of the 20th century—one that has revolutionized the way we live.”
Read more here: http://www.laserfest.org/
THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED…
BUT IT SURE IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET!
LAZERTITS.COM WANTS TO EXTEND A BIG-TITTY “THANK YOU” TO ALL OF OUR VIEWERS FOR YOUR LOVE, SUPPORT AND BRAVERY IN JOINING THE TITTY REVOLUTION!!
But more important, we want to say CONGRATULATIONS! Everyone, the revolution has truly begun! In just under a week, we’ve surpassed 100,000 views in 162 countries, been reblogged like there’s no tomorrow, received inspirational and hilarious fan mail, and been named the new best blog on the web countless times.
So, here’s to you all!! A big beaming image of celebration!!! And a promise to bring you new LAZERTITS to light your way!! Now that the movement is underway, LAZERTITS will have LAZERMERCH in just a few days! Help spread the joy of LAZERTITS from the cyber to the material world! Today LAZERSHIRTS! Tomorrow LAZERJETS!!!
Let’s keep the TITTY REVOLUTION going strong!
